hey you,

don’t tell Dave about our Bollywood films.

~ //here be dragons//: Urban Dictionary:Shaka

patty-wagon:

Originated in Hawaii. Old story goes:
Old man dynamites reef for fish, heʻs good at it and does it all the time.One day blows up hand and is left with 2 fingers thumb and pinky. Locals would see him around and wave at him, he would wave back but only with thumb and pinky. Pretty soon locals…

Saw A Girl…

Saw a girl at work. She was on a longboard. You could say she was perfect.